Из жизни насекомых

Alexander Fyodorov написал(а) к All в Oct 97 14:15:00 по местному времени:

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* From : Alex Exler, 2:5020/443.1 (02 Oct 97 08:42)
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* Subj : Из жизни насекомых
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* Скопировано мною, George Andronikov (2:5020/397.25)
* Из эхи: BOCНAROFF.SUX (у и суксь же этот Бочаров...)
* Письмо от: Constantine Bazhukov, 2:5003/31.159 (Чет Сен 25 1997 23:49)
* К: All
* Subj: Вот-с
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Greetings & Salivations!
Джентельмены, позвольте предложить Вам небольшое сочинение. Его написала
школьница 7 класса. На уроке англицкого языка ей дали задание написать
небольшое сочинение про каких-нибудь своих домашних Pets. Дома вместе со
старшим братом она обслушалась Doom рока, ощутила приступ вдохновения и
быстро создала такой шедевр:

Once upon a time lived a poor little cockroach. Нe lived under the
frostmaker. One day he went to the kitchen 'cause he wanted to eat. Нe
saw the crimson bitch housekeeper - she was eating a big hotdog and didn't want to stop.
The poor little cockroach took a big hammer, went under the table and began to wait. When the bitch housekeeper turned back to him, his hammer smashed her head and body. All room had been painted with blood and brains. The poor little cockroach was very happy, he took the hotdog and went to his home. Нe sang a marry song like this:
Listen to me baby
You the one I never want to be
Punishment will come
But I'm glad I killed You fucking bitch.

Вот такая концептуальная семиклассница. Представте face учительницы,
потрясённой глубиной и эстетикой данного произведения.

Doomающий Бажуков.

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